Green Sexy

A "Green Porno"?

It seems like everything else has gone green these days---why not porno? Now, does this mean that we have porno stars using biodegradable condoms and eco-friendly lube?  Well, not exactly.  You see, Isabella Rossellini, former Lancome model and star of the ultra-sexually-charged movie Blue Velvet, has changed her focus from human desire and sexuality to that of the insect and animal world.  She has created a series of internet shorts on animal sexuality entitled Green Porno that can be viewed on Sundance Channel's website.  Season one focused on the sexuality of insects, while her new season two focuses on sea creatures and their sexual exploits.  The costumes and props she uses on the show are purposely amateurish and child-like, as the aim of the show is to amuse and inform, rather than to arouse. 

So, if you're looking for a good laugh and have a super short attention span, then get turned on to Rossellini's Green Porno, and you'll never see "green" the same way again!  Now, that's Green-Sexy!

Attack of the Giant Mutant Tomatoes!

What a gardening season it has been!  Here in Western New York we've had the perfect combination of sun and rain.  As a result, our garden has produced all manner of delicious vegetables, from green peppers to an especially scandalously-shaped squash! 

Our tomatoes are just starting to come into their own, from delicious little grape tomatoes to some unbelievably gargantuan and delectable tomatoes!  This one tomato was so huge that it barely fit in my hand and completely dwarfed the cd that I placed it on for scale (so I put the cd next to it to give you an idea if its prodigious size).

Check it out!

   

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