Yo. Check out this phat product. It's called "Bling". It's bottled water. It costs $40 a bottle and comes in all kinds of "flavors", including the "Will You Be My Valentine" limited edition bottle---just in time to wow your honey! Never mind that, according to the Nature Conservancy, 1 billion people lack access to clean drinking water---Hey! Ignore that man behind the curtain!!!
So, if you're going to contribute to excess and wastefulness, and if you don't give a rip about those in developing nations or about the negative impact your actions have on the environment, then by all means chug a bottle of "Bling" today...and choke on it!
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